Wednesday's Witty Words

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as
Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody
Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Connors. Love
is when you realize that he's sexy as Woody
Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as
Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger,
and nothing like Robert Redford - but you love
him anyway.

- Judith Viorst